A Rope and Two Trucks
Santa Singh was driving his large truck to somewhere one day. Mid-way his truck failed due to some Engine problems. He enquired for a mechanic, the passeby told him that there is no mechanic here upto a nearest city – 75 km away. Santa Singh then decided that he should tow his truck to some place nearby hotel or any dhaba, where other truck drives with mechanics are sometimes available.
He signals one truck, and arranges for the towing till a nearby dhaba. In half an hour, they reach a place where a small dhaba was on the roadside. Santa Singh’s friend Banta Singh was present there already. On seeing Santa Singh carrying the truck, Banta Singh started to laugh loudly.
Santa Singh was upset and angry with Banta and said – Why are laughing at? Had you not seen any Truck?
Banta replied – Oye yaar, I have seen the truck. But, what I have seen for the first time that two trucks jointly carrying a small rope!
A Rope and his two friends at the Restaurant
A Rope along with his other two Rope friends went to a Restaurant for relaxing and refreshments. His first Rope friend went to the Counter and asked, "Give Us three bottles of Diet Coke."
The Waitress there replied, "No Service for Ropes, Please."
The Rope came back to the table and then the second Rope friend boasted, "You are such a waste. Look how I will bring the bottle with me?"
The second Rope friend came to the Counter and asked, "Hey, Gorgeous! Your’s well maintained? Do you do exercise?"
Lady answered shyly, "Yes!! Dear Rope!!!" The second Rope friend gave a victory look to his friends. The Lady continued, "Bottles!! You don’t Hope!!! We can NOT serve you?"
The second Rope friend came back upset. The first one teases him. The Rope, now, himself got up and said, "Got Idea?" and went to the Counter, by tying his two ends with each other making a knot. No sooner did he reach the Counter, the Lady said,"We do …."
"Don’t say anything?", cutting her talk the Rope continued, "Here, take this note and read it." The lady read the text, "We can KNOT serve you!! Right and I am a KNOT. Better, hand over three bottles of Diet Coke or else I shall tie you complete body with myself."
A Rope, A Beautiful Lady and Claps
A Beautiful lady was on a ship voyage with 11 male crew members. The ship got wrecked and they land up in the deserted island. One of the male crew members have already reported a satellite signals for help to the Port Authorities, before they land up there.
Two days passed and then came up a Helicopter for rescue operations. But, the rescue team had no information that there are in all one lady with eleven crew members. So, they told them that they have to hold on to the Rope falling from the Helicopter. Everyone agreed.
The Helicopter went up and down came the Rope.
First Lady held it and then all Eleven crew members held the Rope one below other. The helicopter started flying, but mid-way the Rope was stretched a lot due to heavy load. The Rescue team asked to sacrifice life of any one as the weight is overload for the Rope to hold.
Every time – Ladies First – was the etiquette of the good mannered people and they planned for the same this time also. And, the lady was Dumb. She herself agreed to sacrifice her life.
This was too much for the Rope. The lady was touching him with her soft and silky hands from about a hour, who in turn was falling for the lady. Interfered between the conversation and said, "A Gorgeous lady was sacrificing her life, and the gentlemen are even not clapping."
Soon, hearing all this they clapped and fell down. To thank the crew members, the lady clapped herself, and the Rope know was now released from the helicopter and the Rope also fell down along with his lady love.
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